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Dive Right In Coffee Mug

$15.00

Mornings are better below the surface.

Start every morning with the right attitude. Ceramic mug, ButtSnorkelers logo, and enough capacity for the coffee you're going to need. Dishwasher safe. Microwave safe. Life choices not guaranteed.

Color

Black

Size — 11 oz for a normal morning · 15 oz for the morning you deserve

Black ceramic, sunset badge, holds coffee and secrets. Ships with the rest of your stash.

Printed & shipped by our dedicated butt logistics team. 3-7 business days.

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Ceramic — thick walls for thick mornings
Dishwasher + microwave safe
Full-wrap design — logo visible from any angle
Pairs well with: regret, ibuprofen, and a second cup

From the ButtSnorkelers universe

The Official Deep Dive

Every ButtSnorkelers day starts here: a black mug, a sunset badge, and a person deciding that today is the day they dive right in. To what, they have not decided.

Watch the full video

Why this exists

Start every morning with the right attitude.

Coffee is the first bad decision of the day and it deserves the right vessel. Dive Right In is a thick black ceramic mug with the sunset badge on both sides, so it reads correctly from either hand. Microwave safe, dishwasher safe, opinion safe.

Benefits (real)

Thick ceramicHolds heat, survives the sink, does not chip when you set it down with feeling.

Two-sided badgeLogo on both sides. Left-handed ButtSnorkelers exist and are valid.

Two sizes11 oz for a normal person. 15 oz for a person who snorkels at 6 a.m.

Dishwasher + microwave safeReheat it. Wash it. Repeat. The print stays.

Ridiculous use case

The mug reads dive right in. Your calendar disagrees.

Monday. Any Monday. The mug says commit, the inbox says wait, the mug wins. It also works as a pen cup, a soup bowl in a pinch, and a conversation piece at every video call you forgot was on camera.

Chief Safety Officer's note: contents may be hot. He insisted.

Real product details

Material	Ceramic, glossy black glaze
Sizes	11 oz · 15 oz
Print	ButtSnorkelers sunset badge, both sides
Safe for	Dishwasher and microwave
Handle	C-handle, fits normal fingers and Brad's
Made	Printed to order and shipped in 3–7 business days
Returns	30 days, unused, no interrogation. Return policy

Field reports

These are from our cast, not customers. Real customer reviews land here once the first 100 have been worn, poured, or stuck in public.

“I drink out of it before every trial. Correlation is not causation, but the trials keep happening.”
— Snorkel Brad, Chief Diving Officer

“It holds hot liquid. That is the one thing here I can sign off on.”
— Chief Safety Officer

“15 ounces. I measured. It was 15.”
— Gary

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