Waterproof, weatherproof, and judgment-proof. Slap these bad boys on your laptop, water bottle, car bumper, or forehead. We don't judge placement. Available in 4 sizes for 4 levels of commitment.
Color
White
Size
Printed & shipped by our dedicated butt logistics team. 3-7 business days.
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Waterproof vinyl — survives rain, pools, and regret
UV resistant — won't fade before your tan does
Strong adhesive — harder to remove than bad habits