The Classic Tee

$31.00

Wear your commitment to the dive.

100% cotton. 100% ridiculous. The Classic Tee is for people who want to declare their allegiance to the butt snorkeling lifestyle without saying a word. Let the shirt do the talking.

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Printed & shipped by our dedicated butt logistics team. 3-7 business days.

• Pre-shrunk — unlike your ambitions
• Crew neck — classy enough for court appearances
• Unisex fit — butts don't discriminate
• Machine washable — your reputation is not