The ButtSnorkelers Blog
Real snorkeling advice, wrapped in exactly zero dignity. Brought to you by Snorkel Brad, the most confident man in three feet of water.
Meet Snorkel Brad: The Most Confident Man in 3 Feet of Water
10,000 hours logged in knee-deep water, one orange mask, zero shame. Meet the self-appointed Chief Diving Officer of ButtSnorkelers — and watch his disasters on YouTube and TikTok.
Read the legend →7 Snorkeling Mistakes That Make You Look Like a Butt
The mask goes over your eyes, Brad. We've been over this. Seven fixes for looking less like a lost tourist.
Read more →How to Use a Snorkel Without Inhaling the Entire Ocean
Breathing through a tube: harder than it looks, easier than Brad makes it seem. The actual technique.
Read more →The Only Snorkel Gear Checklist You'll Ever Need
Everything you actually need — and nothing Brad tried to expense to the company card.
Read more →Snorkeling vs. Scuba: Which Lets You Panic Closer to the Surface?
One requires certification. The other requires confidence. Guess which one Brad picked.
Read more →How to Keep Your Snorkel Mask From Fogging Up
Yes, it involves spit. No, we're not sorry. Here's how to actually see underwater.
Read more →Snorkeling Safety Tips Nobody Reads Until It's Too Late
The tips nobody reads until they're being enthusiastically waved at by a lifeguard.
Read more →50 Funny Snorkeling Captions for When Your Cheeks Are Out
Fifty captions for when your cheeks are out and your phone is somehow still dry.
Read more →5 Snorkeling Spots Where Nobody Knows Snorkel Brad (Yet)
Five spots with incredible reefs and, crucially, no witnesses who know Brad personally.
Read more →Why "ButtSnorkelers"? An Origin Story Nobody Asked For
The origin story nobody asked for — and the philosophy that started it all: Dive In. Cheeks First.
Read more →Read enough. Time to dress the part.
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