$38.00
Stay wet. Stay ready.
32 ounces of hydration for people who take their fluid intake as seriously as their snorkeling. Insulated. Keeps cold stuff cold and hot stuff confused. Take it to the gym, the beach, or anywhere you need to look like you have your life together.
Color
WhiteSize — 32 oz · insulated · one size, because it is a bottle
One click. The official measuring instrument of Stupid Science (it is also a very good water bottle).
Printed & shipped by our dedicated butt logistics team. 3-7 business days.
The bottle on the lab bench in Stupid Science. Thirty-two ounces of accountability, insulated, and the only piece of equipment the Chief Safety Officer has ever approved.
Hydrate Before You Dive is the one product in the lineup that is also genuinely good advice. Double-wall insulated steel, 32 ounces, a lid that does not leak in a bag, and the sunset badge on the side. It keeps cold things cold for a full beach day and hot things confused, which is the correct outcome for hot things at a beach.
Gym. Trail. Boat. The passenger seat of a car with no cup holders big enough, which is every car. It is also the exact bottle on the bench in Episode 01, where it measured nothing and was thanked for its service.
Chief Safety Officer's note: hydration is good. He would like this to be the only product.
| Material | 18/8 stainless steel, double-wall vacuum insulated |
|---|---|
| Capacity | 32 oz (946 ml) |
| Lid | Screw-top, leak-resistant, carry loop |
| ButtSnorkelers sunset badge, one side | |
| Color | White |
| Care | Hand wash. Do not microwave. Do not freeze full. Do not throw. |
| Made | Printed to order and shipped in 3–7 business days |
| Returns | 30 days, unused, no interrogation. Return policy |
These are from our cast, not customers. Real customer reviews land here once the first 100 have been worn, poured, or stuck in public.
“I hydrated. I dove. It was eighteen inches. The bottle did its part.”
“The only item in this store I would sign off on. Please stop adding things.”
“It fits in the cup holder. Barely. That's a win.”
