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Butt Snorkelers Stickers — die-cut logo sticker in retro sunset colors
ButtSnorkelers sticker on the rear window of a black SUV at the beachButtSnorkelers sticker on a toilet tank lid — the natural habitatButtSnorkelers sticker on a laptop in a very serious boardroomButtSnorkelers sticker on a porta-potty door at a beach volleyball tournamentButtSnorkelers bumper sticker on a minivan next to the stick-figure familyButtSnorkelers sticker on the nose of a longboard at golden hour
Entry DrugExhibit A in the Origin

Butt Snorkelers Stickers

$3.99

Stick it. Everywhere.

Waterproof, weatherproof, and judgment-proof. Slap these bad boys on your laptop, water bottle, car bumper, or forehead. We don't judge placement. Available in 4 sizes for 4 levels of commitment.

Color

White

Size — 3" for a phone · 4" for a bottle · 5.5" for a laptop · 15" for a bumper and a lifestyle

Cheapest way in. Add any tee and any hat and the sticker completes the Full Plunge Kit for 27% off everything.

Printed & shipped by our dedicated butt logistics team. 3-7 business days.

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  • Waterproof vinyl — survives rain, pools, and regret
  • UV resistant — won't fade before your tan does
  • Strong adhesive — harder to remove than bad habits
  • Die-cut — precision-cut cheeks, every time
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What the hell is ButtSnorkelers?

The sticker is how the initiated recognize one another in the wild. It is also Exhibit A in the origin story, which is a documentary nobody asked for about a joke nobody can explain.

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Why this exists

How the initiated recognize each other.

The sticker is the smallest possible commitment to the biggest possible joke. Slap one on a water bottle at the gym, a laptop in a meeting, a bumper on the interstate, and somewhere a stranger snort-laughs and understands exactly who you are. Weatherproof vinyl, die-cut to the badge, four sizes for four levels of confidence.

Benefits (real)
Weatherproof vinylRain, sun, dishwashers, car washes. Fades slower than most friendships.
Die-cut badgeCut to the logo's edge. No white box. Looks placed, not printed.
Four sizes3", 4", 5.5", and the 15" bumper for people with nothing left to hide.
Completes the kitAdd a tee and a hat and the Full Plunge Kit takes 27% off the whole order.
Ridiculous use case

The 15-inch bumper sticker is a lifestyle decision.

Water bottle. Laptop. Cooler. Kayak. Your ex's locker, allegedly. The bumper sticker in particular converts every red light into a small comedy show for the car behind you, which is a public service.

Chief Safety Officer's note: do not apply while driving. He has seen things.

Real product details
MaterialDurable vinyl, matte laminate, weather- and dishwasher-resistant
CutDie-cut to the ButtSnorkelers sunset badge (bumper: die-cut wordmark strip)
Sizes3"×3" · 4"×4" · 5.5"×5.5" · 15"×3.75" bumper
AdhesivePermanent, removable with heat and mild regret
ColorFull color on white
MadePrinted to order and shipped in 3–7 business days
Returns30 days, unapplied, no interrogation. Return policy
Field reports

These are from our cast, not customers. Real customer reviews land here once the first 100 have been worn, poured, or stuck in public.

“There is one on my truck, one on my cooler, and one on a sign I am not going to talk about.”

— Snorkel Brad, Chief Diving Officer

“I found one on my clipboard. I did not put it there. I want that investigated.”

— Chief Safety Officer

“It sticks. That was the whole test. It passed.”

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