NewStealth mode

The Black Trucker Hat

$24.00

Same attitude. Darker intentions.

The original trucker, now in stealth mode. Same embroidered logo, same mesh back, same snapback closure. Just meaner looking. For people who snorkel after dark.

Color

Black/White

Size — one size · adjustable snapback · same cheeks, darker intentions

One size, one click. Counts as the hat in the Full Plunge Kit (tee + hat + sticker = 27% off).

Printed & shipped by our dedicated butt logistics team. 3-7 business days.

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Foam front — absorbs your darkest thoughts
Mesh back — ventilation for the morally ambiguous
Snapback closure — one size fits all schemes
Pairs well with: sunglasses and plausible deniability

From the ButtSnorkelers universe

The Official Deep Dive

The original trucker in stealth mode. Same embroidered badge, same mesh back, all black. For people who snorkel after dark and for people who simply own a lot of black.

Watch the full video

Why this exists

The same hat, for a different mood.

Some people want the world to know from across the beach. Some people want the world to find out when they get closer. The Black Trucker is the second kind: the full-color sunset badge on an all-black cap, so the joke lands at conversational distance. It goes with everything, including the decisions you already made.

Benefits (real)

Embroidered badgeFull-color sunset logo on black. The contrast does the work.

Foam front, mesh backSame trucker build as the original. Cool, shaped, snaps.

Goes with everythingBlack tee, black hoodie, black eye. It matches.

Bundle-eligibleCounts as the hat in the Full Plunge Kit for 27% off.

Ridiculous use case

For people who snorkel after dark.

Night swims. Late drives. Any event where a white hat would have been a mistake. It also photographs better than the original, which the original would like us to stop saying.

Legal asked us to clarify that we do not recommend snorkeling after dark. We are clarifying.

Real product details

Build	Structured 5-panel trucker, foam front, mesh back
Logo	Embroidered full-color ButtSnorkelers badge, front center
Closure	Plastic snapback, adjustable
Size	One size fits most
Color	Black front, black bill, white/black mesh
Care	Spot clean. Do not machine wash.
Made	Embroidered to order and shipped in 3–7 business days
Returns	30 days, unworn, no interrogation. Return policy

Field reports

These are from our cast, not customers. Real customer reviews land here once the first 100 have been worn, poured, or stuck in public.

“Same hat. Darker. I feel like a different, equally unqualified person in it.”
— Snorkel Brad, Chief Diving Officer

“Black does not make it safer. I checked.”
— Chief Safety Officer

“It's black. That's the whole note.”
— Gary

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