Home/Shop/The High Neck Tee
The High Neck Tee — ButtSnorkelers French Navy oversized tee
NewOrganic · Oversized

The High Neck Tee

$39.50

High neck energy. Low effort dressing.

Organic cotton. Oversized fit. High neck for when you want to look sophisticated while repping the most unserious brand on the internet. European vibes, American humor.

Color

French Navy

Size — oversized fit · size down if you want it normal, size up if you want it honest

Counts as apparel in the Full Plunge Kit. Add a hat and a sticker for 27% off the whole order.

Printed & shipped by our dedicated butt logistics team. 3-7 business days.

🔒 Secure checkout 📦 Free US shipping $50+ 🌎 Ships worldwide ↩️ 30-day returns
  • 100% organic cotton — the planet approves of your cheeks
  • Oversized fit — room for snacks and self-expression
  • High neck — hides your hickeys, shows your values
  • French Navy — because even butts can be classy
From the ButtSnorkelers universe

The Official Deep Dive

The one shirt in the lineup that has been to a museum. Organic cotton, oversized fit, high neck, French Navy. The joke is on the back where it belongs.

Watch the full video
Why this exists

For the ButtSnorkeler who has been to a museum at least once.

Not everyone wants a cartoon on the chest all day. The High Neck Tee keeps the front clean, the neck high, the fit boxy and modern, and puts the sunset badge on the back where it can surprise people at the coffee counter. It is the shirt you can wear to dinner and still be a ButtSnorkeler at dinner.

Benefits (real)
Organic cottonHeavyweight, soft, grown properly. Feels expensive because it is a little expensive.
Oversized, high neckBoxy modern cut with a raised collar. Looks intentional even on people who are not.
Back-only badgeClean front. Full sunset logo on the back. A delayed punchline.
Bundle-eligibleCounts as apparel in the Full Plunge Kit for 27% off.
Ridiculous use case

Business in the front. Cheeks in the back.

Dinner. A gallery opening you got invited to by accident. Any room where a trucker hat would raise a question. The high neck reads as considered. The back reads as ButtSnorkelers. Both are true.

Legal notes that "business in the front" is not a legally protected phrase. Legal is not fun at parties.

Real product details
Material100% organic ring-spun cotton, heavyweight
FitUnisex, oversized, dropped shoulder, high neck
PrintFull sunset badge on back only
SizesS, M, L, XL, 2XL (2XL $42.50)
ColorFrench Navy
CareMachine wash cold, inside out. Tumble low. Reshape while damp.
MadePrinted to order and shipped in 3–7 business days
Returns30 days, unworn, no interrogation. Return policy
Field reports

These are from our cast, not customers. Real customer reviews land here once the first 100 have been worn, poured, or stuck in public.

“I wore it to a museum. They let me in. The shirt did the talking, from behind.”

— Snorkel Brad, Chief Diving Officer

“The high neck is appropriate. The back is not. Noted.”

— Chief Safety Officer

“Navy. It's navy. I like navy.”

Related Stupidity

The Classic Tee

The Classic Tee

From $31.00

The Deep Diver Hoodie

The Deep Diver Hoodie

From $48.50

Butt Snorkelers Stickers

Butt Snorkelers Stickers

From $3.99