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The Trucker Hat — ButtSnorkelers white trucker hat with logo
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Fan FavoriteWorn during Trial 3

The Trucker Hat

$24.00

Business in the front. Snorkel in the back.

The official headgear of people who've seen things underwater they can't unsee. One size fits most heads. Not responsible for the confidence boost.

Color

White

Size — one size · adjustable snapback · fits all worthy heads

One size, one click. Add a tee and a sticker and the Full Plunge Kit takes 27% off the whole order.

Printed & shipped by our dedicated butt logistics team. 3-7 business days.

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  • Foam front panel — absorbs your deepest thoughts
  • Mesh back — lets your brain breathe between dives
  • Snapback closure — adjustable like your standards
  • Pairs well with: sunscreen and poor decisions
Seen in

Stupid Science Ep. 01 — How shallow is too shallow?

The hat that survived Stupid Science Episode 01. Three trials, one kiddie pool, zero fish. The foam front never flinched.

Watch the full video
Why this exists

A hat for people who make decisions outdoors.

The trucker hat is the official headwear of doing something before you have fully thought it through. Foam front so the badge sits flat and proud, mesh back so your head can breathe while your brain does not. It was on Brad's head for every trial we ran and it has the sun damage to prove it.

Benefits (real)
Embroidered badgeStitched, not printed. It will outlive the joke and the joke is immortal.
Foam front, mesh backClassic trucker build. Cool in the heat, shaped from day one.
SnapbackAdjustable. Fits every head that has agreed to this.
Bundle-eligibleCounts as the hat in the Full Plunge Kit. Add a tee and a sticker for 27% off.
Ridiculous use case

Sun protection for bad ideas.

Boat day. Backyard. A parking lot at 2 p.m. with no shade and no plan. The brim keeps the sun off a face that is about to commit to something, and the logo tells everyone nearby that it was on purpose.

Trial 4 was cancelled. The hat was not consulted.

Real product details
BuildStructured 5-panel trucker, foam front, mesh back
LogoEmbroidered ButtSnorkelers sunset badge, front center
ClosurePlastic snapback, adjustable
SizeOne size fits most (fits all worthy heads)
ColorWhite front, black bill and mesh
CareSpot clean. Do not machine wash. Do not snorkel in it, though you will.
MadeEmbroidered to order and shipped in 3–7 business days
Returns30 days, unworn, no interrogation. Return policy
Field reports

These are from our cast, not customers. Real customer reviews land here once the first 100 have been worn, poured, or stuck in public.

“I wore it for all three trials. It is the only thing that came out of the kiddie pool with its dignity.”

— Snorkel Brad, Chief Diving Officer

“The hat did not stop anything. I asked it to.”

— Chief Safety Officer

“Mesh back. Nice. I was told to mention the mesh back.”

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